Quote:
Originally posted by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH:
Fonzie haveing seen enough of the evil cloud queen contemplates his next move
DEFACATION SPELL
DEFACATION
Level: Quest/10
School: invokation/evocation/toilet
Duration: Special
Casting Time :Variable
Description: The defacation spell summons 1 to 3 projectiles from the anal area of the caster, these fly unerringly towards the target (or the toilet) and hit for 3d10 Subdual smell damage, further to that for 1 round per caster, the stick and can cause 1d10 further damage, extra damage may be caused if the caster summons a blade wheel often known as a 'fan'. If a 'fan' is summoned then the effect can act over an area of 2d4 feet plus 1 per level of the 'fan' summoner this is known as the Sh*T hitting the fan.
Fonzie: Summon Fan
Fonzie: Defacate
all good chars: "eeesshhh run away"
[This message has been edited by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH (edited 10-25-2001).]
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Clyde The Flatulent Gnome:
"Sweet Mother!"
"Fonzie's
firing
fatal,
fragrant,
fecal
fojectiles"(I couldn't think of an "f" word for projectiles so...)
"If Storm Bringer had not cleansed me so thoroughly, mine own Cloud could have protected me from the flying *dookie darts*, but now I'm vulnerable. ARRRGGGGH! Was this a trick, cleaning me so?"
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"Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."
[This message has been edited by Ronn_Bman (edited 10-25-2001).]