Clyde The Flatulent Gnome : Thank you Storm Bringer! I can now clearly see the enemy who must be destroyed.
With his senses now clearing, Clyde realizes his impulsive urge to launch his "modified" Stinking Cloud (properties listed previously) against Zordakithann, the Stench Hunter, not only bought him the time he needed to recover, but succeeded in temporarily disabling him, as well.
Clyde *mockingly* "The once powerful Zordakithann, now you stand before me with your hansomely sweet, musky yet manly smell. But whose odor prevails within this cloud of mine? You hold your hand to your mouth to prevent the expulsion of your *innerds* and thus your death."
*stepping up to Zordakithann grinning, but full of rage* "For the acts of evil you've inflicted on my family, I now kill you."
Clyde removes Zordakithann's hand from his mouth allowing the effect of the "Clyde Cloude" to take full effect. The deadly vapor now penetrates every fiber of the man's body causing him to convulse until he finally spews forth all within him, including muscle and bone.
Clyde: It is done! Zordakithann killed my mother, wife, cousin, aunt, and sister and now it is revenged! Why he caused so much pain to
one woman, I'll never understand
Clyde is very happy with his new friend Storm Bringer and doubly grateful for her cleansing rain. Not only did it clear his vision, it cleaned his clothing.
Normally after firing Clyde's "modified" Stinky Cloud all his gear must be burned, but Storm Bringer's rain has cleaned the uncleanable, leaving only his stockings a bit sticky.
Clyde : Storm Bringer there is much we can do together.
Clyde:
For the love of Hyerdolipholopilicitosis, SOMEONE PLEASE LIGHT A MATCH!
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"Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins."
[This message has been edited by Ronn_Bman (edited 10-25-2001).]