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Originally posted by DragonMage:
Rolls for save v. polka: fails
DM: polkas one song
Rolls for save v. polka: succeeds, barely
NOW YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED FOR YOUr MALEVOLENT WAYS, OH BRINGER OF FOULNESS! FACE THE WRATH OF MY FLUFFY! (on loan from Melusine) 
NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE FLUFFY!!!! CRINGE OH EVIL ONE! REPENT AND JOIN WITH THOSE OF US WHO FIGHT FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT! REPENT!  LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS AND REPENT!
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HAH! YOUR FLUFFY WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT APPETIZER FOR MY NEXT RESTAURANT VENTURE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - I'LL LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES FIRST. ANY TAKERS? DIDN'T THINK SO.
(Sneering) HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU FIGHT FOR GOODNESS WHEN YOU BELONG TO A DECADENT CLAN LIKE THE HADB AND OPERATE AN EVIL PETTING ZOO? IT SHOULD BE YOU WHO JOINS WITH US! COME, JOIN ME, AND FEEL THE DARK SIDE OF THE FARCE!!!
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Guerilla gourmet, and former proprieter of the KFA.