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Originally posted by Desuma_Malevois:
Desuma flexes a muscle and all her clothing rips off, with the exception, strangely enough, of her face mask. Aside from the **ahem** obvious female characteristics, it can be seen that many small snakes sprout from her head in place of hair.
FOOL, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? TRUE EEEEEEEVIL KNOWS NO MODESTY AND NEITHER DO I!!!!!
Casts "Otto's Irresistable Polka". Thongs change to lederhosen and pointy boots to ...errrr hiking boots. All affected begin to polka 'til they puke.
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Rolls for save v. polka: fails
DM: polkas one song
Rolls for save v. polka: succeeds, barely
NOW YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED FOR YOUr MALEVOLENT WAYS, OH BRINGER OF FOULNESS! FACE THE WRATH OF MY FLUFFY! (on loan from Melusine)
NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE FLUFFY!!!! CRINGE OH EVIL ONE! REPENT AND JOIN WITH THOSE OF US WHO FIGHT FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT! REPENT!
LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS AND REPENT!
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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness
Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Hopeless Romantic *sigh*
[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-25-2001).]