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Originally posted by Melusine:
I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise  ) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!
SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING
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LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!
Keep away you......you fiend!
Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!
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