I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise
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) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!
SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING
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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
Your voice is ambrosia
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[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-25-2001).]