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Posted by Donut :
Ouch!I was hoping for a bit of confusion here, but not that! 
BTW, how likely is it that I would mention an Australian success? 
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LOL, you edited to include an insult to Memmie

. You were talking about the womens hockey weren't you Donut. I just want to include something that Aelia Jusa posted to me on another thread regarding FOSTERS :
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LOL, that reminded me of this email I got a while ago (sorry if you've seen it)...
THE FOSTERS AD DURING THE OLYMPICS
I don't have a kangaroo for a pet
I don't wrestle with crocodiles
And I don't wear a cork hat
I fight wars
But never start wars
I would rather make peace
I can wear my country's flag with pride
I am a rock
I am the ocean
I am the island continent
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the
De Costis, The Wong's and the Jagamarras
I play football without a helmet
I like beetroot on my hamburger
I ride in the front seat of the taxi
I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp
I believe the world is round and down under is on top
I believe Australia is the best address on Earth
And Australians brew the best beer.
THE REAL AUSSIE
I ate my pet Kangaroo
I am shit scared of crocodiles
And I wear a baseball cap
I love star wars
And the wookie is my favorite
I would rather get pissed
And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride
I like to rock
To AC/DC
I am blind to my incompetence
My brothers are the Smith's the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the
De Costis, The Wong's and the Jagamarras
I watch football with a tinnie
I take the beetroot off my hamburgers ...........and throw
Macca's pickles on windows
I do runners from taxis
I believe the world is flat
And Australia is f#*~ing miles away from anywhere
I believe Australia has the best address on earth
And Australians brew the best beer on earth
And that's why we never touch Fosters.............. we export
that sh*t
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