Heh... I was feeling silly at that time and decided to think of some ridiculous, yet usable, weapon.
Nohurtme
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Dwarves are traditionally typecasted as stout warriors, brave folks who would rather die than run away in a battle. This does not apply to all dwarves though.
Young Fluffy Biffbaffnaff was one such exception. When there was lightning, he hid under his bed. When an Orc stormed into his house, he fled through the backdoor while his mother beheaded the intruder. In short, he was a coward.
Failing to instill any sort of courage into Fluffy, his father resigned himself to the possibility that this was going to be the way things are. Not wanting outsiders to see a cowardly dwarf, especially his own son, his father made an enchanted suit of armour. One that would deceive people while his son could run away. It was only Chainmail, so as to allow faster movement( aka retreat) without sacrificing safety.
AC: 0
Equipped ability: Haste
Special ability: None
Charges: Twice a day can cast Simulacrum and Improved Invisibility each on user.
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