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Originally posted by Avatar:
Glad I am making people laugh..
It's good to cheer everyone up...
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I'm also glad you're cheering us up! Here's a joke for your thread, most people have probably heard it already:
A tourist who was visiting China was forced to spend the night in an old chinese man's house, the old man had a good looking daughter who the tourist was unable to take his eyes off, when it was time for them to go to bed, the old man said to the tourist, "Stay away from my daughter or I will use three ancient chinese tortures on you!" The tourist went to bed but was unable to stop thinking about the old man's daughter, eventually, he thought, "That old man won't know if I do it." and snuck over to the daughter's room in the middle of the night.
The tourist awoke the next morning with a big rock on his chest with a note on it, the note read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #1: Big rock on chest." The tourist took the rock and threw it out of the window, as he did so he noticed a note on the window, it read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #2: Left testicle tied to rock." The tourist remembered that his room was on the 2nd floor and decided that a broken leg was preferrable to being castrated, so he jumped out out of the window after the rock, as he did so, he saw a small note just below the window on the outside of the house, it read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #3: Right testicle tied to bed."