Feel free to post jokes not of rascist or rude nature....
[Vampiric Bats]
Bat 1: I am starving. Haven't had any blood at all for ages...
Bat 2: I'm flying out to go and find us some...
Bat 1: Alright I'll take a nap.
.....moments later Bat 2 returns with blood covered mouth...
Bat 1: Wow where did ou get all that blood from?
Bat 2: You see that huge oak tree over there?
Bat 1: Yess....
Bat 2: I didn't.
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