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Old 10-18-2001, 05:53 PM   #6
Sir Kenyth
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Join Date: August 30, 2001
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Age: 55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Well, maybe you should have a furless pet? A lizard maybe? Or a 5 foot long giant Boa constrictor snake?
Oh yeah! I forgot about the "cuddly" pets! Perhaps a tarantula or scorpion?


Heh,heh! That reminds me of a funny story. A freind of mine had a tarantula once. I came over one day and noticed it was missing. Apparently it had escaped the night before. He was too tired to look for it, so he just went to bed. He got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. While he's standing there half asleep wizzing, the tarantula leaps out of the shadows and pounces on his pecker! He wound up pissing all over the entire room and halfway into the hall on the floor, and then fell on the floor in a heap with the bugger scuttling off into the corner. He gave it a shallow burial in the morning.

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