ooc: Is Encard around? How do you page him?
somewhat more ooc: I forgot where we are going.
extremely ooc: I may have to wait until tonight before I can do any of the story. My things to do have things to do. I can usually only spare 2 or three minutes for IW.
moderately ooc: Everyone is incapable of looking at me and not telling a damn joke about my head. I think they are getting back at me for my witty remarks. Good for the gander/goose thing. The only thing that bothers me is that I can come up with funnier material about my head than they can. For instance:
1. No, I didn't get a haircut. I tripped and my hair fell off.
2. Yes, I know its getting colder these days, I was hoping my back hair would be sufficient for warmth.
3. No I didn't lose a bet. Now pull your lower lip up over your head and swallow.
4. Where did my hair go? Thats a good question. Give me 5 bucks and I'll tell ya.
5. No, I don't need a lollipop to complete the picture.
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
- Token lackwit of HADB
- Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
- Long lost brother of DragonMage
- Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
- Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]