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Old 10-18-2001, 09:10 AM   #13
Legolas the Elven Archer
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*Recieves orders from Brownie, Choc's third in command*
You will cease this demonstration or we'll release one of our specially trained mouse slaves to scare the heck out of Mr. Elephant!

Why is an elephant big, round and grey?
Because if it were small, square and white it would have been a lump of sugar.

And that's what we'll do to Mr. Elephant!
Bwuhahahahaha

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


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