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Things to Do While Waiting for AOL to Connect
Your taxes
Complete your BA degree
Watch your hair grow
Finally clean your keyboard
Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times
Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl
Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad
Read War and Peace, and write a book report on it
Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault
Watch your AOL stocks decrease in value
Become mesmerized by your screen saver
Organize your desk
Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive
Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper
Try to remember the words to the pledge of allegiance
Listen to the radio
Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"
Clip your toenails
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