Oooh, I used to love playing conkers.
Your conker is ranked depending on how many games it survives. Once it gets a crack, that's it, destruction is imminent.
When I was a kid, every pocket of every kid would contain a conker on a string.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."