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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
It has come to my attention that the OLD COOTS clan is not getting the recognition we deserve.
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It's ok a prophet is never recognized in their home town, and as long as we stay under the radar they'll never see us coming
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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
As you can see, we have been completely passed over as a viable force! Now I don't think we can let this pass!!! John D., as our peerless crustiest OLD COOT, I think you'll agree something needs to be done! Now, I'm merely lowly eye candy, but if I may, I propose we watch sports on the couch for a while, demanding snacks and massages from the little woman, interspersed with scratching ourselves to show our displeasure for this untenable slight. Who's for this course of action?
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Sports, snacks, massages, couch lounging, and scratching sounds like a plan!!!!
LET THE SCRATCHING BEGIN...
Hey you, yea, you come here pull my finger
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!