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Originally posted by H. Sedai:
“Come a little closer and let me get a good look at you furry one” DragonMage cooed to her visitor. “What is your name?” “Hrrrrm!!” “Frazzle brfft merfit” the hirsute gentleman said with much conviction. “Speak up, I don’t have all day” DragonMage bellowed while doing her nails. “Hrrrrm Sefranzirrm” He shouted while adjusting the club that hung from his belt. (It was a weapon that had tripped him up and not the appendage that made him appear to be blessed by the gods in that department) “Oh, I see” DragonMage said while fetching her wand of shaving +3. “I hope I have one more charge left in this, I just finished my legs.” The Magically Munificent Mage of Dragons cast her wand at the newest sucker, I mean member of HADB and what stood before her surprised her. “Oh, its you. My brown eyed dwarf” “Do you remember when we used to sing? Shalalalalala la tee da?” DragonMage shifted her position and let out a trumpeting poot that echoed off the halls. The newest inhabitant of the Hamlet and Dough Boy Clan (May their ranks be filled with good looking people forever) immediately apologized and turned bright red.
“Greetings and Salutations, Lady DragonMage. I am known as Hiram Sedai. There is much to be done for the sake of my new clan and I plan to do it. I am well versed in techniques of bashing and bludgeoning as is evidenced by my club of smacking things +2. I am to be your concierge during your journey. Direct me as you will”
DragonMage then stood up and showed her…
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...blessings upon the newest member of HADB.~ "Welcome, oh furry one! Yea and verilly I am most pleased at your appearance. Your
club of smacking things +2 is most impressive. Here, also, is a
golden tongue of fast talking +5. It is very useful when your own tongue has run away with you!
Now, help me pack my things, we must away with us! But first...come hither, I have another use for you....ahhh! That's the spot!...You are just the right size for me to use as a stepping stool to reach that highest shelf!"
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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness
Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Hopeless Romantic *sigh*