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Old 10-12-2001, 02:35 PM   #13
skywalker
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: VT, USA
Age: 64
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Knights Who Say Ni


HEAD KNIGHT OF NI: Ni!


KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!


ARTHUR: Who are you?


HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!


RANDOM: Ni!


ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!


HEAD KNIGHT: The same!


BEDEVERE: Who are they?


HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!


RANDOM: Neee-wom!


ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.


HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.


ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.


HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!


KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...


ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!


HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.


ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?


HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!


[dramatic chord]


ARTHUR: A what?


KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!


ARTHUR and PARTY: Ow! Oh!


ARTHUR: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.


HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.


ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.


HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.


ARTHUR: Of course.


HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.


ARTHUR: Yes.


HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!


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