ROTFL, Epona! Congratulations! You are now a true "geek!"
I knew I was a "geek" a couple of years ago when I was traveling to see my mom in Monroe, Louisiana, and was passing through Shreveport. I saw a huge lighted billboard that read "DSL $13.99" and I exclaimed, "MAN, they're offering DSL service for $13.99 a month in Shreveport!!!"
Imagine my embarrassment when I got closer and it was an advertisement for DIESEL gasoline...$1.399 per gallon.
The "geek" attack strikes again!
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