If you have need for a village idiot in your story, I have a humble suggestion for a name.
wait for it...
any second now...
Hiram Sedai!!
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
- Supreme Commander of nothing in particular
- Justicar of the unguilded few
- The tattooed freak your mother warned you about[/list]