I still think that having a Pillsbury dough boy there instead who says "OOHOO" every time you poke his belly would be good

So then poor choc wont get his eye poked.
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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."
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Founding Hamlet of the HADB.