OK, Drake, heres a few more ...
Another brand of spring water: "Crystal clear, natural and free from nuclear pollution"
Plastic garbage bin, pictured in the advertisment full of rubbish: "Accessories not included"
Bottle of whisky: "40% bottled in Scotland"
( Does this mean they part fill the bottle in Scotland, seal it, ship it to another country, open it up, and put the rest in ?? )
Bottle of fabric cleaner: "Price slashed, was $5.44, now $5.44 "
( Rush in for this bargain, folks ! )
CD travel case: "Unit automatically becomes portable when carried"
( ??? )
Butcher shop advertisment: "We specialize in spit hire and aged care"
( Not at the same time, I hope. )
Ad for Furbys: "6 fur colours and 4 eye patterns make each Furby unique"
Picture on a box of breakfast cereal, showing a surf lifesaver bursting out out of a bowl of milk and cereal: "Serving suggestion"
( Not likely !! )
Investment service: "5.25% interest for a 100 day deposit. $5000 Minimum interest paid at maturity"
( Can I invest $1 ? )
Enjoy ....
PangurBan
