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Out of the mouths of babes, comes the Dead Frog Test, A True story. A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he'd found a frog.
She asked whether it was alive or dead. "Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear," said the child, innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and he didn't move."
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