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A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to check it out.
The Manager, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have 5 floors, you go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking
for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs
telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men
here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers,
but they generally treat women badly".
This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where
the
sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of
women." This was good but there were still two more floors.
On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have
perfect
builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are
also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide
that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they
settle for the fourth.
When they reached the fifth floor, there is only a little sign that read,
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
no way to please a woman."
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
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High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
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