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Originally posted by Absynthe:
Getting to be a little absent-minded, dear? This is the third time I've had to brilliantly explain away the presence of four green wellies under the bed and furballs in the shower drain! I'm runnig out of plausible denials, here, you're just going to have to be more discreet!
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Can we not have congress ON the bed next time?
laintive: Underneath is all cold and damp, and then there's the fungus to contend with. I suspect that you do not hold me in the high regard you pretend to, and that you are keeping the favoured 'top of bed' position for *another*.
You dastard!! How could you!!!
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Most Ecstatic and Exotic Mistress of the Illuminati