um, no! I'm a Kensai, I don't wear armor.
And surely you wouldn't begrudge me just a few jewels? *back bends under the weight of the jewelry*
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Lil' Angel 
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division