A sash... Hmmm, possibilities

. How about him doing the dance of the seven sashes for us
*removes clothes, commences nekked dancing*
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Goddess of Undress
Co-owner of the Evil Petting Zoo and Sorceress of the HADB
OLD COOTS eye candy and Disrobed Division of the ORT
And her sidekick Pink
"High hopes...an endless river...forever and ever"