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Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:
Ok, now this one is my favourite.
I feel very consoled by this - explains why my hips look so, well, rounded! Obviously they are in reality very small, and it is the mirror that is causing the mischief. Probably the mirror is the lemon and sultana cheesecake culprit also.
Oh dear. Have just read this again, - it seems that I have misunderstood completely. Wait up just a second there while I go off and hang myself.
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While you're at it, could you get me hung, too? Then I could get rid of the mirror... :innocentlook:
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