1. Name?
Andrew
2. Rank? (ha) (and I don't mean the thing to the left of our posts. )
3. Serial No.? (haha)
4. Smoker or Non-smoker or a Reformed Smoker (did, but don't anymore)?
reformed
5. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
A fighter pilot
6. What do you really want to do (compared with what you currently do)?
I do what I really want to do-I'm a reporter
7. Cereal or oatmeal?
neither thanks
8. Do you know what 'grits' are?
Yep thaks to the earlier posts
9. Do you like caviar?
No
10. What is your favorite pasttime when NOT on the computer?
football (UK not US)
11. Boxers or briefs? (ladies, unless you wear those 'ladies boxers', this is for what you like to see on a guy)
boxers
12. Flowers or candy? (guys, unless you like receiving either of these, just state what you are most likely to give as a gift TO a lady.)
both
13. What is your favorite color?
red
Bonus question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Your mother was a hamster and your farzer smelled of elderberries
14. Does anyone actually LIKE fish for breakfast??? (kippers)
yes-but not the morning after ten pints thanks