1. Name?
Paul
2. Rank? (ha)(and I don't mean the thing to the left of our posts.)
SOLIDER - First Class
3. Serial No.? (haha)
777/77/777777/777/7/7/////7777/7/7///7/3
4. Smoker or Non-smoker or a Reformed Smoker (did, but don't anymore)?
Non-smoker
5. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
A Space-man
6. What do you really want to do (compared with what you currently do)?
Sit in an alpine cabin somewhere in Canada and write
7. Cereal or oatmeal?
Cereal
8. Do you know what 'grits' are?
Please. I'm English.
9. Do you like caviar?
Umm... 
10. What is your favorite pasttime when NOT on the computer?
Acting! 
11. Boxers or briefs? (ladies, unless you wear those 'ladies boxers', this is for what you like to see on a guy)
Boxers
12. Flowers or candy? (guys, unless you like receiving either of these, just state what you are most likely to give as a gift TO a lady.)
Flowers
13. What is your favorite color?
Red. ...no! Blue! AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Bonus question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
14. Does anyone actually LIKE fish for breakfast??? (kippers)
Under NO circumstances
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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
[This message has been edited by Sharpedge (edited 10-03-2001).]