1. Name?
Matt
2. Rank? (ha) (and I don't mean the thing to the left of our posts.
Silver Dragon?!?
3. Serial No.?
Need to check on my underwear...no wait that was for my name
4. Smoker or Non-smoker or a Reformed Smoker (did, but don't anymore)?
Quit 6 days ago 
5. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
A milk machine...seriosly!
6. What do you really want to do (compared with what you currently do)?
Write
7. Cereal or oatmeal?
Cereal
8. Do you know what 'grits' are?
Yes, but don't like them
9. Do you like caviar?
Yes
10. What is your favorite pasttime when NOT on the computer?
Plead the 5th 
11. Boxers or briefs? (ladies, unless you wear those 'ladies boxers', this is for what you like to see on a guy)
Boxers
12. Flowers or candy? (guys, unless you like receiving either of these, just state what you are most likely to give as a gift TO a lady.)
Flowers
13. What is your favorite color?
Green, followed closely by blue
Bonus question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
14. Does anyone actually LIKE fish for breakfast???
Perhaps a whale?!?
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time
Bossman of Better Funny Stuff.....of the Laughing Hyenas!