Well, LadyZ's questions have left me with some of my own. So, those of you who don't mind...(if you do mind, just pass this by - no biggie)
And if a question doesn't apply to you - skip it.
1. Name?
2. Rank? (ha)
(and I don't mean the thing to the left of our posts. 
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3. Serial Number? (haha)
4. Smoker or Non-smoker or a Reformed Smoker (did, but don't anymore)?
5. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
6. What do you really want to do (compared with what you currently do)?
7. Cereal or oatmeal?
8. Do you know what 'grits' are?
9. Do you like caviar?
10. What is your favorite pasttime when NOT on the computer?
11. Boxers or briefs? (ladies, unless you wear those 'ladies boxers', this is for what you like to see on a guy)
12. Flowers or candy? (guys, unless you like receiving either of these, just state what you are most likely to give as a gift TO a lady.)
13. What is your favorite color?
Bonus question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
14. Does anyone actually LIKE fish for breakfast??? (kippers)
Thank you for taking the time to answer these questions.
P.S. - the 'rank and serial number' questions are kind of a joke. Thought I'd point out that I don't REALLY want you to put in your serial no. (if you have one). Military people (and some others) will see the joke that was intended there, but if you don't understand - just make something up. And if you DO understand - make something up anyway! 
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[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-03-2001).]