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Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:
Love ya both! Ask Fljotsdale - she'll probably do you a special deal on the two of us, and throw my brother in free of charge.
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Dear Momma Fljotsdale:
I am writing in regard to the purchase or long-term hire of your offspring. I am of sound (though rather small) body, (Five foot three, 130 lbs, athletic, slightly tan, waist-length curly brown hair, green eyes, all my teeth*) disturbed mind, and a few very flexible morals. I have no current convictions and am in the process of intimidating witnesses to all pending legal actions, so I anticipate a clean slate in the future.
At present time I have thirty seven dollars and twelve cents, a comb, and an old copy of Atlas Shrugged to offer as down payment. My potential partner in this endeavor is a lawyer, and probably quite flush, so I'm hoping he foots most of the bill.
I wait in anxious anticipation of your response...
* Kept in a lovely ivory stashbox on my dresser
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