Hello! A
chair? You must be hallucinating... I'd
never throw chairs...

Coke, tarte-tatin (what is that anyway) and bandage+Tylenol... here you go!

First Aid
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Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe
Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG)
Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati
Lux omnis est