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Originally posted by Neb:
Neb falls asleep in one of the deck chairs on the roof, snoring loudly.
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Aha Neb! I see you weild the horrifying "Lawer" spell book! Truly none can stand before such might. I have found a more ancient power which may overcome you though. It requires summoning a creature of pure evil from a forgotten plane of hell. One who is completely cold, relentless, and all powerful.
*Shows Neb a peek of his "Summon IRS Agent" Scroll*
This horrifying abomination weilds the all powerful "Audit". It can drain life like a vampire. It can make possesions from your inventory disappear. It's relentless stare weakens. It's strange language causes confusion when heard.
In order to summon it safely requires a special protection spell.
*Shows Neb a peek of his "Tax Shelter" Scroll*