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Originally posted by Charlie:
Oh fack, a wunkered mankee!!! Hmmm, whut to do, whut to do. Hold ap, the ostwitch huth thtuck hith head in the thand all by himthelf. Thlap the mankee about u bit, twy to muke him aggwethive. Onthe he hath come wound enough then thend him in with a wope to tie the overthithed pigeonth legth together. Onthe hith legth are wemoved fwom the equution the mankee thould be able to wethtle him to the floor. Ith he the kind of mankee thut don't mind getting gwubby or ith he the vuin type of mankee thut preenth himthelf und won't get gwubby ander no thircumthtantheth? Pwomithe him your favouwite nightdreth ath a wewawd, hopefully he'th tho pithed thut he'll forget ull ubout it tommowwow....it muy jast work.....bat then ugain.....
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Otay. I twied to muke him aggwethive. I thweatened to put him in a cwisp box, and man thid thhat do it! Hethh vewy passed now, hethh has gained consheshnuss now, and I gat the pillowcathe off his face, hethe on alerft now, is panching the air, is weavein n' babbin abaat, he spots the othserige valnerable, but he dasn't want to gat his pretty whaaite fir datty, so he pashes some stukes in the groand on bath sades of the othserige and gats a rally bug rabber bund, and mukes a slingshat, he's gatten a big rack now, hadds UP!
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