One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies
for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked
up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock
dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem: how to carry all
of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said,
"Why don`t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm
and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515
Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at
1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let`s take my short cut and
go down this alley. We`ll be there in no time."
The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a
husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get
in the alley you won`t hold me up against the wall, pull up
my skirt, and ravish me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying
a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How
in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him
with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket...,
and I`ll hold the chickens.
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