Well, the temptation to cause as much bother as possible while lying on the floor is great ...... the temptation to get the first post is MUCH greater.
*picks himself up and sprawls out on the sofa*
And any rumours that Jerome enjoy's being made a servant will be subsequently ignored and denyed.
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Within the jungle of my deepest emotion,
With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen,
Swiftly hunting my tender love,
Stalks the regal, Feline Queen