Sitting in the pub last night for my regular after work attitude adjusting session, drinking a deliciously refreshing pint of Blackthorn Dry Cider, I had just finished relating to my mates the trials and tribulations of another day at work.
I then asked one of my friends, who is a sound engineer, about his day. 'It was okay, we recorded a 60 second cinema ad for Agent Provocateur underwear.' The star of the advert was Australia's finest export - the beautiful Kylie Minogue (pop star and one time actress). The filming involved Kylie going around all day dressed in just bra and panties. The panties were see through at the back. Initially Kylie was riding one of those bucking bronco machines which was shaped like a phallus but this had to be toned down a bit because it would never have got past the censors.
When the filming was finished my friend had to record Kylie moaning and groaning in a provocative manner.
It's a tough life isn't it?
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