Step by step guide to farting fire.
STEP 1.
Anounce oneself boldly whilst demonstrating arsefan flailing skills.
STEP 2.
Shake up secret firefart concoction whilst taking bites from giant red chilli
STEP 3.
Turn nauseous, listen for onset of bowel movement.
STEP 4.
Massage gut with underside of jiggling tits, listen out for passers by.
STEP 5.
Rectal exercise......it's a coming
STEP 6.
THARRR SHE BLOWS.
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Aaahh.... Fur Cough.
[This message has been edited by The_ Fur_Cough (edited 09-27-2001).]