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Originally posted by tracey:
have got very bad toothache and can't sleep. this evening have already had 8 annadin. shall be hallucinating very soon. oh dear. soon shall be crying with pain. i can feel it getting worse and worse.
sob.
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Poor lovey. Eight Anadin! Jesus. I've only just seen this, I'll ring you in a minute! In the meantime, here's something for when you're feeling better...
Bloody Teeth
My molars are quite painful
my left cheek's full of pus
life's a right pain in the bum
and what's this? Yes, it's thrush!
My wisdom tooth is troublesome
(why do they call it that?)
I'm waiting for an answer but -
I think the concept's crap
I'm still as daft as ever
with tooth or without
and all this pain and misery
seems to be for nowt
So yank it out dear dentist
then I really have to go
it's Doctor's turn - to amputate
my septic little toe
And when I'm dead and buried
Cut off tragic in me prime
be comforted, for I'll have gone
from ridiculous to sublime....
There you go sweetie, just for you. Last line doesn't quite scan, but who cares... (Go on, tell me the pain's nothing to do with your wisdom tooth....)
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Ascended Mistress of Illumination OR Paws R Us