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Originally posted by Fljotsdale:
when grandad went to the opera
he wore his new green frock
and in this frock there was a lock
and addled as his old mind was
he knew at least that he shouldn't mock
As the tenor grew soppier and floppier!
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Eh chaps, went to the bathroom and there was this big slug, right, and this is what happened.....
The biggest slug you ever saw
is crawling on my bathroom floor
I spoke to him, and asked his name
but him was her, her name’s Elaine
Oh slug, I said, when do you sleep?
From bath to loo to sink you leap
I never see you take a snooze
Throughout the day, you crawl and ooze
‘Silver’ said she, and winked at me
I come from where you’ll never be
Down below the pipes a’rumbling
That’s where my sluggish home’s a’crumbling
Anyway, I wish you well
This story you will never tell
Because no-one out there will believe ya
And if you tell, they’ll up and leave ya....
Weird slug, whaddaya say?
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Ascended Mistress of Illumination