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Originally posted by Donut:
Everyone may already be in on this joke, but given that Brighton has a famous nude beach wouldn't Dio be better off with a 'bare' outfit? 
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AArghhhhhhh!!! Another pun!! Actually, I don't like the nudist beach much. I've been to nudist beaches in other countries, and found no-one took much notice of bareskin, but in Brighton twas quite another matter.
The beach is famously gay, however, when, relying upon this, I sat down one sunny afternoon and took my top off, I found two pairs of eyes, one east, one west, staring fixedly at my upper half (which is nice enough, but nothing special. Every woman in the world has them - what's to stare at???)
Usually if this happens I stare pointedly at the offenders crotch (hoping to make a subtle point - although I think some take it the wrong way and think I am interested... ) anyway, this wasn't an option here as my two eyes look in the same direction, and glaring at two people located at 180 degree angles to each other is a physical impossibility. So I left.
Shame that our nudist beach can't be patronised by people who are not interested in picking up other people, but in just feeling the sun on their bodies! But so it is, in Brighton at any rate. I think people are just so amazed by the sight of bare flesh. (The pebbles are a bit hard on your bum, also....)
By the way, in the UK you have to keep your swimming costume on whilst showering at the swimming pool. This kind of defeats the object in my viewpoint, is it the same elsewhere?
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