Aye, t'was a tale of forbidden love, caffine addiction, a toothbrush, a table and a spider infestation. And Lioness' uncle Bill....

. Oh, and a Table.
To sum up: a normal day in the madhouse.
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Within the jungle of my deepest emotion,
With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen,
Swiftly hunting my tender love,
Stalks the regal, Feline Queen