*hic*
Oh flower o' scotland,
when will we..*hic*... see,
Your likes *hic* aga..*hic*..in..,
Oh bugger...*throws up behind couch*.
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Within the jungle of my deepest emotion,
With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen,
Swiftly hunting my tender love,
Stalks the regal, Feline Queen