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Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
but we will return! we will bring our grain sorter, our pitch fork, and our gardening hoe! we will not be driven out forever!
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AH! but these dreadful weapons of war will be met head-on by the great scottish arsenal: Our patented whiskey (also used as high quality industrial acid), our drunken folk-songs and our deadliest weapon: THE 6FT GINGER BEARDED LADIES OF SCOTLAND'S PUBS!!!!
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Within the jungle of my deepest emotion,
With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen,
Swiftly hunting my tender love,
Stalks the regal, Feline Queen