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Originally posted by Avatar:
I read this at the Telegraph!
Plus the fav US joke in a gun shop which had a 300% profit growth:
seller: Have you heard the weather broadcast for Aghanistan?
buyer: no? I must have missed it.
seller: They say a clear blue sky with light wind from the west with temperature in the mid 70F, in the mornings.
buyer: and in the afternoon?
seller: Mushroom shaped clouds appearing with winds at excess 1000mph in all directions, temperatures in excess of 5000F.
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Absolutely f*cking hysterical. Ho ho ho ho..... Did you hear the one about the World Trade Centre? (Not quite so funny, maybe??)
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