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Avatar · 09-21-2001, 11:02 AM

I read this at the Telegraph!
Plus the fav US joke in a gun shop which had a 300% profit growth:

seller: Have you heard the weather broadcast for Aghanistan?

buyer: no? I must have missed it.

seller: They say a clear blue sky with light wind from the west with temperature in the mid 70F, in the mornings.

buyer: and in the afternoon?

seller: Mushroom shaped clouds appearing with winds at excess 1000mph in all directions, temperatures in excess of 5000F.

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09-21-2001, 11:02 AM	#1
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 42 Posts: 3,877	I read this at the Telegraph! Plus the fav US joke in a gun shop which had a 300% profit growth: seller: Have you heard the weather broadcast for Aghanistan? buyer: no? I must have missed it. seller: They say a clear blue sky with light wind from the west with temperature in the mid 70F, in the mornings. buyer: and in the afternoon? seller: Mushroom shaped clouds appearing with winds at excess 1000mph in all directions, temperatures in excess of 5000F. ------------------ Creator and Diamond Arch-Mage of ALSB Winner of EPSRC 2000 Science Website is @ http://www.epsrc-sciencerace.net/schools2000/534121/ My own Forgotten Realms Website is @ http://www.forgottenrealms.main-page.com[/list]