- Hey what's up mate? Why are you looking so sad?
- It's no good, I can't even make a gravestone for my mother-in-law.
- But I thought she was still alive?
- That's just it....
The Smiths are visiting the zoo with the mother-in-law. They are just looking at the hippos when Smith exclaims:
- Look Mother, what a huge mouth and yet it doesn't say a word!
|