*rolls up his sleaves and looks for a fight...
sees two pit fiends licking each others wounds...
hehehe....
*reaches in bag of holding and procures a protection from evil scroll..
"humbla mumbla makki kakki wow"
A blue light erupts from the pages of the scroll as it disenigrates and wraps around G'kars form like an aura...
*moving silently behind one of the pit fiends, an idea, my familiar...
Introducing Super-rainbow Afroman!
Armed with only a

S.R.A. springs forth from g'kars backpack and lands on his head!

and sings
"The pitfiends kicked my ass- because I got high!!"
G'kar retreats back to the shadows, in diselief that his loyal companion became pitfiend food all because he got high